student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
me: YEAH ALRIGHT LETS USE OSTENTATIOUS VOCAB WHILE CALLING SOMETHING PEDANTIC AND PRETENTIOUS THATS OKAY
soulja boy: HOP UP OUT DA BEEEEEEEED!!! TURN MY SWAG ON!!! LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND IM LIKE WASSUP!???... YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I"M GETTING MONEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!
This is pretty much the perfect camouflage. The Buff-tip moth (Phalera bucephala) avoids predators by disguising itself as a broken stick when at rest.
Here I am, so old yet so young. Stuck, suspended somewhere in between adulthood and a child’s fantasy.
|—||Nic Sheff (via mirroir)|
Nobody can save you but yourself—and you’re worth saving. It’s a war not easily won, but if anything is worth winning—this is it.
|—||Charles Bukowski (via winterkristall)|