wishful thinking
remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population
fuckyeahvintage-retro:

1940s Lingo
ennui-or-something:

cutie
disneytoonland:

Football Now and Then 1953

disneytoonland:

Football Now and Then 1953

gynocraticgrrl:

"I think what we need is a colorblind society." Now folks, when you hear somebody say that you know you’re listening to a racist…

- Jane Elliot and Oprah Winfrey discussing racism in 1992 on the Oprah Winfrey Show.

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

Congratulations, your Dad level is now 55!

dusknitemaren:

Manliness increased by 2

Dad Humor increased by 5

Sneeze Volume increased by 7 decibels

Ability to Relate to Kids decreased by 1

Need to Buy Lottery Tickets increased by 2

New joke unlocked: “Hi Bored, I’m dad!”
New ability available for purchase: Power Sneeze

vvooiiddss:

Wooksang Kwon